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Cocks Not Glocks Group Invited to White House

The ladies of “Cocks Not Glocks” at the White House. (Photo: Facebook)

“Cocks Not Glocks,” an anti-campus carry group from the University of Texas at Austin, got invited to the White House last week to join a discussion on grassroots activism.

You remember Cocks Not Glocks, right? The protesters who, back in August, handed out approximately 4,000 dildos to students in opposition to Senate Bill 11, which legalized campus carry on public universities in Texas.

Well, DoSomething.org invited the ladies of Cocks Not Glocks to Pennsylvania Avenue to join a “gun violence prevention” conversation. On Facebook, the group spoke about the experience and wondered if the president could overhear some of what was being said.

“They think it’s the first time ‘dildo’ has been said in the Roosevelt Room in the West Wing. ‘Cocks’ also reverberated around the room dozens of times and Rosie, who was sitting right next to the Oval Office where Obama was sitting 10ft away, could hear his voice through the door,” said the ladies. “Does that mean he could hear ours?”

First off, with a pathological pervert like Bill Clinton once occupying the oval office, it’s highly doubtful that the word “cock” or “dildo” wasn’t used repeatedly in and around the White House.

Secondly, don’t you just love the activists that the Obama administration brings to the White House? Talk about a waste of time and money. “Gun violence prevention” isn’t a mystery. If the government aggressively targeted gangs and drug dealers the gun-related homicide rate would be reduced by at least a third. Forget all this B.S. about grassroots activism and passing more gun control; just go after bad guys with guns!

(Photo: Facebook)

You know, I also wonder what the ladies of Cocks Not Glocks would say to a fellow student who wanted to carry to protect herself from sexual predators? Would they enthusiastically hand her a dildo and say, “Use this to fend off your attacker instead of your firearm”?

It’s pretty evident that Cocks Not Glocks is totally unaware that their anti-campus carry position actually undermines the safety of female students. Passing out sex toys to oppose campus carry was cute and clever and attention-grabbing (it landed them a free trip to the White House) but it doesn’t do anything to empower female students.

After all, it’s female students that would benefit the most from campus carry. Firearms are an equalizer. They give women an effective way to fight back against those who seek to do them harm. Sadly, as it relates to the protection and safety of female students, the ladies of Cocks Not Glocks have nothing to offer their peers but fake dicks and silly pictures from a visit to D.C.