‘Cocks Not Glocks’ Hands Out Dildos to Protest Campus Carry in Texas

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express News)

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express-News)

Angered by the fact that law-abiding students, faculty, and staff can now exercise their right to keep and bear arms on campus, organizers of the gun-control organization “Cocks not Glocks” held a rally at the University of Texas at Austin on Wednesday.

This wasn’t just any ordinary gun-control get-together.  To live up to their name, which was a joke at first, Cocks not Glocks protesters handed out large dildos to participants to show their opposition to Senate Bill 11, which legalized campus carry on public universities.

Speaking before the large crowd, the founder of the organization, Jessica Jin, said, “It seems that I have cracked an enormous dick joke on the internet,” according to a report by MySA.com.

“Let’s put a dildo in the hands of every pissed off college student who hasn’t been heard in this safety conversation,” Jin added. “Strap it on, feel the discomfort, feel the weird looks. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and don’t take them off until people take their guns home.”

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express News)

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express-News)

Jin said she got the idea for founding Cocks not Glocks when she realized that the university prohibits sex toys as defined by the Texas Penal Code, “including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

“You would receive a citation for taking a dildo to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class,” Jin wrote on the event page. “Heaven forbid the penis.”

The demonstration drew a large crowd.  But as far as changing any hearts or minds or having any political impact, that remains to be seen.

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express-News)

(Photo: Tom Reel, San Antonio Express-News)

Meanwhile, the pro-gun group Students for Concealed Carry had no objection to the Cocks not Glocks people.

“If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it,” said Brian Bensimon, Texas state director for the group, in a statement. “We welcome this demonstration that freedom of speech and concealed carry of handguns can coexist on the same campus”

See Also: Texas Begins First Day of Campus Carry, Here’s What You Need to Know

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  • Josh 'Acecool' Moser October 14, 2016, 10:03 am

    “Gun Free [UT?]” “Armed with REASON”…. This is anything but; it makes no sense…

    How is a dildo supposed to help? I see why dildos / sex toys are banned because if someone used one and has an STD then brings it to class, they can possibly infect other students – especially if it isn’t in a sealed container because it will need to be “placed” somewhere during the duration of the class… There is no way to easily verify if a sex toy is used / unused if it isn’t in the packaging..

  • xLoCxRambo September 14, 2016, 12:23 pm

    As dumb as they are to not realize that to this right to bear arms is an advancement to prevent mass school shootings the dildo thing is pretty damn funny. The shear amount of shenanigans I could do would be OVER 9000!!!!

  • Jack September 11, 2016, 12:17 pm

    It is sad that people cant see the benefits of carrying a weapon. They dont understand the difference between law biding gun owners and the criminally insane. Throwing our rights out the window will be the biggest mistake of this generation and there is no coming back from it. This chick needs to read some actual statistics instead of just referencing “mass shootings”, not to mention the obvious point that a “mass shooting” would be highly unlikely if a large percentage of the campus is exercising their rigjt to stay alive and protect your ungrateful ignorant ass. Someday maybe they will get it, hopefully it wont be too late

  • borg September 7, 2016, 11:23 pm

    Are they handing out new dildos or used dildos? The fact that the dildos do not appear to be new in box concerns me.

  • Thomas Berger, MD August 29, 2016, 10:50 am

    So if a 105 lb femail student is being attacked on campus by a 250lb pervert who intends to rape and murder her, she should hit him with a rubber dildo. That makes a lot of sense.

    • Brandon September 5, 2016, 10:23 am

      Misused guns kill people, Misused dildos also kill people. I support concealed carry in any situation, except in pressurized cabin airplanes and by non-permit ineligible persons.

      • borg September 7, 2016, 11:40 pm

        I support carry on the plane. The best thing to allow to carry would be a stun gun or Tazer that way there is 0% risk of bullet holes causing problems for the plane.

  • Gary August 29, 2016, 9:24 am

    Hi All,
    For all those of you that remember the Clint Eastwood movie Unforgiven, you will all remember what good a “big dick” is in a gun fight!
    Remember when Little Bill was telling the wrighter about English Bob in the gun fight over the woman?
    They called him 2 gun something…anyway, Little Bill explained to the reporter that old two gun didn’t really carry two guns after all, just a walker colt and a big dick! The colt blew up in his hand taking it off. “Now if ol 2 gun did have two guns, instead of just a big dick, he would have killed ol Bob here. But, he didn’t..and Bob staggered over to old two gun and POP, shot him right through the liver!!”
    The writer asked, “so he killed a Unarmed man??” Little bill said..”Well, he wasn’t going to wait around for him to grow a new hand!”
    I love that part of the movie!!😂 Just as I would enjoy watching these stupid morons trying to defend themselves with THEIR BIG DICKS!!😂

    • Auggie Doggy September 1, 2016, 3:07 pm

      Seriously, I want to bite these clownies in their crotches. Funny hoe most of them are gay guys.

      • Sam January 13, 2017, 2:29 pm

        What does you wanting to bite a gay guy in the crotch have to do with campus carry. Oh, wait. They might not want your Not-New-In-Package mouth anywhere near their crotch.

  • Jeanne August 27, 2016, 7:03 pm

    Stupid!! From what I have read since open carry in Texas the crime rate has decreased. As for the protest that their right, twenty years from now when she’s in public with her teenager and someone asks Aren’t you the “Cock not Glocks” woman? How will she feel.

  • luis August 27, 2016, 6:53 pm

    well i see a good side and a bad to this. it’s like someone mentioned , a crazed shooter would be drawned to shoot these dildo toters cause it would catch there attention and probably anger them even more . (that’s the good side) the bad would be that the shooter puts 1+dildo together and starts targeting the dildoless ones , thinking , those are the armed ones , and take them out first and then deal with the rubber-lovers next . the crazed shooter can’t get to everybody . it will eventually be taken down via law enforcement or law abiding citizen . hell , even if it is a rehabilitated criminal that takes that killer out , i have no problems with that , and i’m sure it would not be frowned apon . it’s entertaining and funny seeing this kind of crap on the news , but disterbing and sickening when i see kids get blown away cause no one around can protect them . i don’t care what anyone says , a gun is a tool and will not kill anyone if left alone . only the sick people behind one can . and there have been times where a legaly armed citizen no longer had the mental strengh, lose it , and all hell breaks loose . there’s nothing we can do about that but to arm yourself and protect your family , yourself , and your brother in arms .

  • Jay Jones August 27, 2016, 5:52 pm

    Will it protect you against a gun???

  • Jim August 27, 2016, 4:00 pm

    I wonder if these college students know that the CDC stats show that approximately 5 times as many Americans die each year from alcohol use/abuse than from gunshots. If they are so concerned about keeping people alive maybe they should push an alcohol ban on campus.

  • Archangel August 27, 2016, 3:33 pm

    Just plain stupid.
    Why not fight for the prevention of vehicular deaths by banning all automotive transport with the exception of food and basic necessities?
    Only those delivering such goods should be on the road.
    It would save many more lives than this stupid idea.

    • Sam January 13, 2017, 2:31 pm

      I think that is the case in NYC, unless you’re rich and famous.

  • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:52 pm

    This actually shows how little the gun-grabbers of UT Austin have in the way of compelling fact for their position.
    They have to go absurdist to dodge the truth – gun control creates gangsta paradises like Chicago, Washington DC, New Orleans and New York City where the best the local police can do against the criminals is fight holding actions or arrive just in time to draw chalk outlines around law-abiding citizens (if those assaulted broke local handgun bans, they’d at least have a chance to stand trial instead of joining the Celestial Choir). I’ll take my little town here across the state line in Mississippi, which trusts citizens to carry until they’ve proven they can’t exercise the right.

  • Charlie Porter August 27, 2016, 2:33 pm

    These students have lost all respect for themselves . What has our country come to? Where are the parents that are paying the bills for these students ?
    Have they lost control? What a MESS. I sent my children to school to be educated, Not to become Idiots! Apparently schools of higher education have changed.And it appears not for the better.

  • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:22 pm

    The analogies just keep on popping into my mind. Like “you just saved me the trouble of calling you a hosebeast” (actually, my wife came up with THAT one), descending to what Kipling called “crude jests of the Bronze age.”

    But seriously, who’d seize on the dildo as a symbol of gun control but someone either totally fixated on Freudian displacement theory, or just needing one for their own private purposes? (Apart from the people of New York who call their Senator “Chuck the Schmuck” Schumer)

  • Patrick August 27, 2016, 12:36 pm

    They can’t be all that serious about demonstrating if they brought their toys with them.

  • Robert August 27, 2016, 8:08 am

    Well I guess those concerned about exercising a civil right and not want that right to be…..Better take hold of the real thing for the guys and the girls to KEEP a hold on the “hand outs.”

  • Skip August 27, 2016, 8:05 am

    Liberals make it so easy for the bad guys. Just look for the crowd of dildo tshirts and start shooting. Makes as much sense as gun free zones.

    • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:26 pm

      Not to mention, if you’re on the UT Austin campus trolling for a rape victim, just stalk the girl with a two foot-long plastic willy in her hand,

  • Kenny Smith August 27, 2016, 7:14 am

    Immature kids with nothing to do but play with dildo’s, I think they just did it for fun, because mommy and daddy would not let them have one at home, because most of their parents are probably good people. These kids got lead astray !!!!

  • Carl August 27, 2016, 6:20 am

    Certainly adds a spin on “Hold on while I whip this out” copyright sheriff bart in blazing saddles 1974 film by mel brooks

  • john allen August 27, 2016, 3:58 am

    As it says in the book of Genesis _”…and on the eighth day He made Texas…for by then He had lost his touch.” Amen!

    • Richard August 27, 2016, 2:43 pm

      Good John we don’t want idiots like you in Texas, we have our qouta so please stay out of Texas.

  • Dan August 27, 2016, 2:28 am

    For a moment there I thought I might have a problem. But I’m okay, I own a Colt 1911 .45.

  • Jim Schroeder August 27, 2016, 2:04 am

    She talks like Sylvester The Cat from Looney Tunes!!!

  • Jim Schroeder August 27, 2016, 2:00 am

    She talks like Sylvester the cat from Looney Tunes

  • Beachhawk August 27, 2016, 1:18 am

    I wonder what those little girls will do if there is another active shooter on the UT campus? They should study the history of their school. I don’t think Charles Whitman would be very intimidated by some chick waving a dildo at him, but students who had rifles in their pickup trucks managed to pin him down long enough for the police to climb the tower and take him down.

  • Miles August 27, 2016, 12:20 am

    What a bunch of morons just goes to show where our money is spent brainwashing people in the school system i guess they think fake slongs are a protected right but not self protection if you desire to do so what a load of crap.

  • David August 26, 2016, 11:51 pm

    That’s what the Left wants, you to be a victim standing there with your dick in your hand . Morons!!!

  • Chuck August 26, 2016, 10:43 pm

    These people are in need of a history lesson about the college they attend. It is actually home to the fourth deadliest school shooting in the United States. Charles Whitman shot 32 and killed 17 on August 1, 1966. He fired, at random, from the observation deck in the tower of the main building. In that particular event armed civilians returned fire, allowing police to advance to the tower and ultimately stop him with some fine shotgun work. Of the four individuals that confronted Whitman on the observation deck, three were police officers and one was an armed civilian.

  • Glen M August 26, 2016, 10:13 pm

    My Glock can shoot your cock to HELL

  • fritz bousigschouer August 26, 2016, 10:07 pm

    what kind of a gathering of fully perverts is that! disgusting. and the police did nothing against that public assembly of perverts.

  • Baldbigears August 26, 2016, 8:35 pm

    What a weapon to us against an attacker. Shove it in on end and chock him or shove it in the other end and make him the victim. ONE HELL OF AN IDEA.

    • Bubba August 27, 2016, 12:23 am

      What\’s the difference between a women and a glock ??? you can put a silencer on a glock!!!!!!

  • Pat J August 26, 2016, 8:04 pm

    Well golly. I don’t bother girls that much any more. I do intend to continue keeping company with Glocks 17, 19, 20, 21, 29, and 30 though. I enjoy shooting each of them well. Long ago, I was a UT laboratory chemist, unarmed at that time. Now, never would I be on any campus without one of my well-worn Glocks. Everybody’s got to die, but not that way.

  • GradyPhilpott August 26, 2016, 7:43 pm

    I have never heard of anything that makes less sense than this protest.
    I don’t mind people protesting. It is their right, but why this? Because it rhymes?
    What has either have to do with the other?
    I can only say that I’m glad I can count the number of years I have left on this planet can be counted on my fingers and toes.
    This is so juvenile that I’m embarrassed that an institution of higher learning would approve of such activity on campus.
    I hope my next cosmic assignment is in a more logical environment.

  • Steven Kaspar August 26, 2016, 7:21 pm

    All a bunch of jackass liberal scum!

  • Ralph Solli August 26, 2016, 6:53 pm

    Yet again the liberal mindset is exposed for what it is, moral degenerates that support the likes of Obama the traitor, and Hillary “Killer” Clinton. If any of these perverts were my kid I would immediately stop paying their tuition and kick them to the cur=b for wasting my hard earned money on their follies. This is the future generation we will have if Hillary and the Democrats take control of our government.

  • Powder Burns August 26, 2016, 6:07 pm

    In the history of the World, more people have been killed in the interest of a hard cock than all other weapons combined….LOL..
    Apparently, along with any sort of gun control, the State of Texas has also abandoned any semblance of obscenity laws…Or common sense…

  • al cycle August 26, 2016, 5:16 pm

    I think ? there are ‘tens of thousands’ of students that attend UT/Austin, so if only a few (50’s) students showed up to protest….makes this whole event ‘impotent’ ! If they had any balls, they would have made the dildos into squirt guns…….something useful in the hot Texas sun ….!

  • Shawn McFatter August 26, 2016, 5:15 pm

    Wow. Now I’ve actually known retards that are, by far, smarter than college grads. Sorry. not sure if i upset any retards, please accept my apology
    .

  • Larry August 26, 2016, 4:34 pm

    This is just an excuse for these idiots to bring out their TOYS in public!!

  • John August 26, 2016, 4:05 pm

    Now I see why the kids want there college paid for, they are not very bright. I thought I saw a Barrett that one girl was holding, I wouldn’t mind seeing here try and holster that thing.

    • Thomas Shick August 26, 2016, 12:11 pm

      I wonder who would be the first to complain if something happened at the school. I bet it would be the uneducated protestors.
      IDIOTS

    • Powder Burns August 26, 2016, 6:01 pm

      If you are going to criticize someone else’s intelligence, you should probably learn how to spell first….It’s “their” college paid for….Genius..

  • DaveP326 August 26, 2016, 3:53 pm

    To paraphrase- “Just like a liberal-bringing a rubber cock to a gunfight”.

  • Reality August 26, 2016, 3:49 pm

    What are these little snow flakes gonna do when ISIS hits them ? What will they do when the credit bubble finally burst and they can’t get cash from an atm or buy food ? What will they do when this fake propped up P.C. nonsense falls and they see the harsh reality of the real world ?

    • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:33 pm

      We know what would happen when ISIS showed up at UT Austin, from what happened to the Yazidis of Iraq, most unarmed. The men were shot, little boys and girls and women carried off into sex slavery. Scary thought; a platoon or two of ISIS partisans, and they might well be homeboys like Omar Mateen or Major Hasan from Fort Hood, might occupy a building there, take women as hostages, and take their pleasure with them, too. It’s a sick idea which has abundant precedent in modern fatwas written by Saudi clerics for ISIS “martyrs”,

  • SPOTSOTW August 26, 2016, 3:18 pm

    WELL NOW YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF DICK HEADS YOU ARE DEALING WITH! They would rather get boned in the ass or where ever else than protect themselves. These are the idiots that say hay lady lay down and ENJOY IT. Let him do what he wants then he wont hurt you what bullshit! Every time, every single tine something happens to heir mother or sister or wife or daughter THEY THEN WANT THE PERP DEAD. The funny one is the retards who hate guns so much say anyone who owns a gun SHOULD BE SHOT! Did you ever laugh so hard you get stomach cramps!

    • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:36 pm

      It was an Austin co-ed about twenty years ago who was accused of consenting to her rape because she asked her rapist to wear a condom. Tells you all you want to know about the mindset there. But they did find the SOB guilty, anyway.

      Rape wasn’t as common when it was a capital offense.

  • MrPooh August 26, 2016, 2:47 pm

    They are protesting a legal code buy breaking a penal code (ban of sex toys “dildo”) while trying to change the outcome of gun carry on campus. Should not all those displaying dildos be given a citation and the suppliers be arrested?

  • bill kuhlmann August 26, 2016, 2:23 pm

    of course it would be in Austin. that city is Texas’ shame.

  • Chris August 26, 2016, 2:19 pm

    These poor dumb fools, when someone comes to class to kill people they will be sorry that their purchase was misguided, and didnt opt for the glock.

  • ejharb August 26, 2016, 2:07 pm

    OK I’ll be setting a booth up near this institution of “higher” learning if you bring a glock and turn it in I’ll give you a rubber dick in your choice of 8 colors

    • Auggie Doggy September 1, 2016, 3:15 pm

      Amf eight big sizes, crotch splittin” bum dingers

  • BIGKIELBASSA August 26, 2016, 1:55 pm

    Some of those guys seem a little to happy to have a cock in their hands . Fruit cakes . And I wonder how many of them went home after the protest and tried them on for size ?? But I do understand the ugly chicks needing one .. Couldn’t get a real one eh ? 😆. I respect their right to hold someone else’s cock. But they should respect my right to hold my legally carried firearm . Keep your cock, I’ll keep my Colt 1911 . 🇺🇸😎

  • BJG August 26, 2016, 1:53 pm

    These are the same people that will be voting for liberal goddess, Hillary “killer” Clinton.

    • Julie Passmore August 26, 2016, 7:13 pm

      Sure will, and proud of it.

      • Slick-Willy August 27, 2016, 1:40 am

        While I am very glad that you excercise your right and responsibility to vote, I just wish you had just a little bit of common sense. ANYONE that believes in the 2nd amendment and still votes for hi-LIE-ry is a total f’n idiot !! Period.

      • Carl August 27, 2016, 6:22 am

        Bunch of libertard dumbasses

      • BJG August 29, 2016, 10:57 am

        Proud of what? voting for a murderer, and traitor?

    • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:40 pm

      Especially those girls who’ve sworn off the alternative to dildoes.

    • loupgarous August 27, 2016, 2:44 pm

      I’d say she had the campus lesbian vote sewed up but that’s a terrible visual.

  • BJG August 26, 2016, 1:44 pm

    This is the result of liberal college thinking. Austin is the most liberal city in Texas, and a black eye to the State. These smart ass liberal,so called students are an insult to America and All Mankind as for as that goes. An embarrassment to the State of TEXAS.

    • John August 26, 2016, 4:08 pm

      I live in the state just North of Texas and our University to is the yuppy capital of our state. God help us if the hag Clinton is the next president and also when these yuppies get into the work sector of our once great nation.

  • Tommy Barrios August 26, 2016, 1:35 pm

    Talk about hypocrisy as this is the same Communist Progressive Liberal crackpots that HATE WHITE MALES who have WHAT 👀🔫
    I wonder if they got the approval of the campus lesbians before they went on this stupid venture!

  • BQ75 August 26, 2016, 1:24 pm

    Guns or sex toys? Back in my day we carried both …

  • The Duke of Phaughtingwell August 26, 2016, 1:15 pm

    I think Jessica Jin’s girlfriend probably wears one, and that’s all Jessica can think of. This demonstration was just an attention-getter for the feminists. Concealed carry hurts no one but an ill-intentioned perpetrator, and fortunately they don’t occur too often.

    • Julie Passmore August 26, 2016, 7:15 pm

      Ever hear of Sandy Hook. Columbine, Paducah?

      • Slick-Willy August 27, 2016, 1:47 am

        Yes libtard I know about all of those. None of those incidents involved anyone that LEGALLY possessed and carried a firearm, concealed or otherwise. Get your facts straight before you pop-off that big mouth. Typical misinformed liberal – don’t let the facts or the Constitution get in the way of your misguided cause.

      • Sam January 13, 2017, 2:41 pm

        Yes. What is your point?

    • Auggie Doggy September 1, 2016, 3:17 pm

      I just wanna know which of the two wears the strap-on

  • Harper August 26, 2016, 1:10 pm

    that’s Austin for ya, as conservative as Texas is Austin is a bastion for liberal whackos…

    • Samael August 26, 2016, 9:24 am

      Holy Crap I am gonna guess after that little display of stupidity those kids got hammered and were gonna see a lot of babies coming out of Austin. Holy shit you not kidding Complete liberal Whackos.

      • Big Daddy August 26, 2016, 10:56 am

        Nah, I don’t think we have to worry about a fresh crop of babies die to that rally. Judging from the level of comfort, and proficiency that the protesters exhibited while handling those rubber dongs, I don’t think their interest in women extends beyond friendship.

      • Allan D Roberts August 26, 2016, 10:56 am

        No babies. They are so soaked in selfishness that not only will they not allow good people to defend themselves, they also are the first to KILL babies for the sake of THEIR convenience.
        Godless with idiot brains who will not make it in life without “crony capitalism”.

        • BR549 August 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

          You hit the nail right on the head. These so-called “students” are so convinced that they’ve got the whole morality/ethics thing down pat, they can’t fathom the possibility that they’ve got everything upside down. They have ZERO notion that they are being politically manipulated by socio-political forces far beyond their comprehension. And, as you say, if babies did result from all this, they’d just have Mommy or Daddy pay for an abortion or expect to be given one FREE on the backs of taxpayers.

          Those images of one male idiot juggling dildoes and the girl displaying a monster-cock in public only show two libtard morons who are going to be doing the backstroke when they eventually decide to have children and make some feeble attempt at trying to explain themselves as being responsible citizens. ………… Either that or they’ll STILL be in school in their 40s, “boning up” on feminist studies; childless, clueless, and still a burden to society.

      • Big Daddy August 26, 2016, 10:59 am

        Nah, I don’t think we have to worry about a fresh crop of babies due to that rally. Judging from the level of comfort, and proficiency that the male protesters exhibited while handling those rubber dongs, I don’t think their interest in women extends beyond friendship.

  • Chris August 26, 2016, 12:54 pm

    Just let them have there dildos.

  • Morris Williams August 26, 2016, 12:52 pm

    How proud your parents must be of you all. Grow up and get a life. Find you a party school that does not allow what you object to. I’m sure you will always find something that you can protest against. If you don’t like it, leave. I’m sure you could find a country to go to that does not allow its citizens to own weapons.

    • John August 26, 2016, 1:25 pm

      …or dildo collections. Lol

  • Lou August 26, 2016, 12:24 pm

    The issue here is the misinformed group ( I can’t even say it) is breaking the
    law. According to the article, Texas penal code makes it a crime to possess
    sex toys on campus. So let’s enforce the law and cite all dildo carrying offenders. It’s so simple. That’s why we have laws. Our nation was built
    on them. Most of them are effective at deterring abhorrent behavior.
    What kind of person comes up with these ideas? Jessica Jin you are a warped
    individual.

    • James L August 26, 2016, 10:29 am

      Wow. Texas, one of the most backwards thinking states in the country. Head-quarters for the republic dictatorship.
      I’m all for the 2nd amendment. And I believe everyone who is not an illegal, mentally or physically (if it is a danger to use) handicapped should be allowed to own a gun. Fine the protestors for illicit actions, remove the religious bs law from the Texas constitution and for students who are not ok with the universities policy, leave. Go somewhere else for an education. No one is keeping you at the university.

      • BA August 26, 2016, 11:27 am

        While the law should be challenged, it should be done in a legal manner through ACLU and proper court actions.
        Not to mention a bit of decorum should be used.
        Colleges are for, and should be, places of education. These types of politically motivated protests detract from and distract the other students who are paying large fees to attend for an education. I am sure not all students there feel the same way regarding the law a small subset of students were protesting.

      • mRiv959 August 26, 2016, 11:37 am

        It’s funny, That those who claim Rights, don’t recognize that Our Constitution is All about Gods givings to Us. There are No Human rights without God. Rights are God given, man Only wants to take them away, like Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Mao. And Don’t forget the Writers, Marx, Alinsky, Masdak and Lenin. It’s time to Clean House. Those that do not believe in Our Christian Republic need to Get the Fu.k Out. Oh yeah, Texas backwards thinking, sounds So Gay.

      • CharlieKing1 August 26, 2016, 12:20 pm

        James L, your comments are a little confusing…are you painting the entire state of Texas as backwards? If you aren’t, could you clarify your comments. What religious BS in the constitution do you speak of? I appreciate your support for 2A; I’m from Texas and I don’t believe we are backward thinking, unless you are referring to the students at UT who are protesting a law passed by our legislature…

    • Mickey August 26, 2016, 12:26 pm

      That great big thing that the woman is carrying is WAY to big to meet the statute identifying a device “useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” It probably came in a box that said “not for human consumption.”
      Such a ridiculous post. Only in Texas.

      • Carl August 27, 2016, 6:26 am

        Everything is bigger in texas lol

  • James M August 26, 2016, 12:23 pm

    1. Always keep your COCK pointed in a safe direction.
    2. Treat all COCKS as if they are loaded.
    3. Keep your hand off your COCK until ready to fire. And/or are ready to DESTROY intended target.
    4. Be certain of your target, what is between you and your target, and beyond.
    So if all the dumb asses had stuck to a few simple rules, we wouldn’t have so many brainless morons running amuck with massive dildon’ts.
    HANDLE YOUR COCK SAFELY.

    • RB August 26, 2016, 9:56 am

      What He said

    • Alan August 26, 2016, 10:45 am

      I was laughing so hard, my Boss came into my office to see what it was (He carries all the time) that was so funny.
      He’s still giggling!

    • Mark August 26, 2016, 12:15 pm

      And if your Cock is unable to fire or is unloaded in case it is needed. You will never need your Cock again. Because there will be no Glock’s to protect your Cocks!!!

    • John August 26, 2016, 1:27 pm

      Love the humor…Thanks… Made my day. Diety Harry would be proud.

  • BRASS August 26, 2016, 12:18 pm

    So when a bad man with a knife, gun or just someone who intended to beat you to death with his fists, rape or otherwise harm them, are they suggesting the intended victims fend off their attackers with big floppy dildos?
    Do they make little purple pills for dildos?

  • James M August 26, 2016, 12:06 pm

    Please shoot me first. Those things look pretty sinister. I can already see the next thing they pass out are latex vests and helmets.

  • Jim August 26, 2016, 12:00 pm

    Now this is just perverted. That one female said she would rather have kids looking at dildos and fake vaginas hanging out the back of someones backpack than being able to see a firearm? Good God how stupid can they possibly be? What the hell has happened to our Country? Are they teaching perversion 101 in our schools now instead of Constitutional Law and American History? Let some nut or terrorist start shooting up the campus, what are they going to do, toss sex toys at them?

  • GD August 26, 2016, 11:58 am

    Yep. Brains pulped by liberal brainwashing “professors” (liars, by any other name).
    This is what you get.
    What does it tell YOU about an 18 yo’s right to vote?

    • bill kuhlmann August 26, 2016, 2:36 pm

      has anyone noticed that most of the “professors” that advocate these kinds of demonstrations are tenured. tenure has no reason to be applied to ANYONE in ANY position and should be done away with. the biggest problems this nation has is its’ tenured population. the two most destructive vocations that should NOT be tenured are the supreme court and college indoctrinators.

  • Darren August 26, 2016, 11:52 am

    Soooooo…. should cops carry a giant, purple, double headed ass hammer to keep us safe now?? Never bring a rubber dick to a gun fight!!! Now go clean your room youngster………..wt??

  • davud August 26, 2016, 11:46 am

    training with a dildo is an excellent strategy for self defense. if someone attacks you, you’ll know how to beat him off.

  • JMichael August 26, 2016, 11:46 am

    Only goes to show they’re either f–King nuts or nuts about f–king

  • David Perry August 26, 2016, 11:46 am

    Isn’t this all supposed to be Concealed Carry?

    • bill kuhlmann August 26, 2016, 2:39 pm

      i’ll help them carry their “weapons” concealed

      • Sam January 13, 2017, 2:48 pm

        Damn, Bill. That is an AWFUL picture.

  • JAG August 26, 2016, 11:36 am

    I wanna c them suck on that when the the crazy shows up!😂or beat him with their fake meat!!😍!

  • Steve L August 26, 2016, 11:22 am

    Wow, . . . talk about penis envy ! ! !
    I wonder if “Taurus” manufactured a new design (i.e., remember the “Curve”) in the shape of their favorite toy that they’re so infatuated with, that maybe they could compromise with the rest of us that value our right too carry. Just maybe a penis shaped “Glock” would convert some of these fools to reality. When the bad guy shows up with only one intention in mind, to rob, rape or kill you just for “grins”, you won’t be in a situation like Sony warned Polly “I don’t want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his DICK in his hand”!

  • pete August 26, 2016, 11:22 am

    No, they’re no “Angered by the fact that law-abiding students, faculty, and staff can now exercise their right to keep and bear arms on campus”. They’re mad that the ‘answer’ to mass shooters and campus violence is supposed to be more guns. Be honest. Some people hope for a less violent world and want to get there through less violence. I think those people are probably smarter than us gun nuts. But at least be honest in your writing. It’s not a 2A issue, its a moral issue. Now that’s complex – something us cave people have a hard time with!

    • GD August 26, 2016, 12:00 pm

      You are an obvious liberal gun hater. Not even a good try on the fake gun person bullschit.

      TFF

    • Heartland Patriot August 26, 2016, 2:36 pm

      You’re special, aren’t you? I guess in your mind, if we all just hugged murderers, rapists, violent nutjobs, and terrorists than they’d all just hug us right back…bless your special little heart.

  • brian howard August 26, 2016, 11:17 am

    Wow. We’re trying to empower students to be able to protect themselves, in this age of terrorist attacks . While these well intentioned young goofs are slapping themselves in the face with silly dildo’s thinking they’re being cute

  • Jackie Hadley August 26, 2016, 11:06 am

    I think she was just injected in the neck by the statute with cool aid and dumb me down juice. The dido she is holding speaks volumes about her ethics and morality. I can only hope that when she applies for employment the HRO see’s this picture, she’s probably going to include this community organizing on her resume. Go figure.

  • Griffendad August 26, 2016, 11:05 am

    Not to worry. If they polish the knob enough It turns into an SBD (short barrel dick). Only one testicle magazines allowed though.

  • Big Daddy August 26, 2016, 11:04 am

    “Any one of the women at this rally would be a great choice for a wife”
    …SAID NO MAN, EVER.

  • Al August 26, 2016, 11:02 am

    Young Dick Taters?

  • Steve August 26, 2016, 10:55 am

    These mindless twits, that despise guns and gun owners, look and act like dildo’s. I hope they have one in their hand, when they get mugged, robbed, raped, or killed, in their gun free zone. And gun carriers should keep their guns concealed, when one of these dildo’s needs help.

  • Barry August 26, 2016, 10:54 am

    Good to hear. Now they have something to screw themselves with!

  • Matt August 26, 2016, 10:45 am

    Ok. Here I go!
    I’m wondering when all sex addicts will decend upon the campus? Who paid for all those dildos? Those things aren’t cheap!
    First amendment rights, I say sure, just don’t we waving you sex toy in my face and I won’t wave my gun in yours.
    The liberals are so scared of guns why don’t they take on the next ISIS or BLM inspired shooting with their dildos? Like always the ignorance of youth has been corrupted by liberal professor’s influence.
    I’d love to see the secret service protect Hiller with dildos, now that would be funny!!!

  • 2War Abn Vet August 26, 2016, 10:37 am

    … because, they can always defend themselves with a dildo if they’re ever assaulted.

  • John C G August 26, 2016, 10:34 am

    One can only imagine what the anti-gun “men” will be doing with their dildos.

  • Ken August 26, 2016, 10:07 am

    Of course, this generation has sexualized everything in our country. Maybe the reason they’re so well armed with emotion is that they’re thinking with their “little heads” instead of putting some rational thought into their concerns.
    Well… I hope the profs at UT Austin didn’t assign any assignments due anytime soon, since the student body is all off f***ing themselves with their newly donated toys (I wonder how many were in it for the free toy?… is that now an entitlement, too?). Of course, IMO, that’s what these fools can go do.

  • James August 26, 2016, 10:06 am

    Texas A&M University. Not your average University.

    http://www.tamu.edu/statements/campus-carry.html

    • Heartland Patriot August 26, 2016, 2:38 pm

      Yep, didn’t see much whining or crying from those Aggies, good on them.

  • bob h August 26, 2016, 10:06 am

    If this ‘movement’ begins to gain momentum across the country I’ll be looking for investors in a new business venture- a dildo manufacturing plant. Anyone here interested? We can use our profits to add to our firearm collections.

  • Steve L August 26, 2016, 9:45 am

    Wow, . . . talk about penis envy ! ! !
    I wonder if “Taurus” manufactured a new design (i.e., remember the “Curve”) in the shape of their favorite that they’re so infatuated with, that maybe they could compromise with the rest of us that value our right too carry. Just maybe a pens shape “Glock” would convert some of these fools to reality. When the bad guy shows up with only one intention in mind, to rob, rape or kill you just for “grins”, you won’t be in a situation like Sony told Polly “I don’t want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his DICK in his hand”!

  • Nemo August 26, 2016, 9:34 am

    I’m no fan of Lincoln, but what he said in his Lyceum Speech still holds true, that the threat to America from outside its borders could never match the threat from within them. In this case, the mental rot promulgated by so-called ‘institutions of higher learning’. Rot evinced by this vulgar display.

    You have to wonder how many survivors of insane ‘campus shooter’ incidents became avid supporters of the 2nd Amendment afterwards; perhaps the ‘Cocks, not Glocks’ people should be invited to have a conversation with said survivors? The debate should prove interesting…

    • reggie August 26, 2016, 9:57 am

      Glad to see other people out there no longer worship in the cult of Lincoln …

    • guilo August 26, 2016, 3:39 pm

      Isn’t that interesting…a Chinese student wants to see gun control at UT and in the U.S. So would the government in Beijing.
      Look what happened to China once guns were confiscated from the peasants in the 1950’s.
      The Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution followed in which 80 MILLION people were murdered, beaten and starved to death by a tyrannical government. Perhaps Jessica Jin should study Chinese history and learn some lessons.

  • DavidD August 26, 2016, 9:24 am

    So it appears all the freedom-loving college students demand to have their rights suppressed. Paul Begalla is smiling somewhere right now.

  • kimberpross August 26, 2016, 9:17 am

    Taking the liberal perspective here (Sarcasm)
    Being a “Male”, I’m offended they are using a cock as a political weapon, it is sexual discrimination. Most of the phallus are white, therefore this is a racist demonstration. They are discriminatory and racist.

  • Derf August 26, 2016, 9:00 am

    Silly fagot; dicks are for chicks!

  • BigC August 26, 2016, 8:55 am

    So, I guess these libturds are all for rape then, huh? Damn and all along I thought they opposed it!

  • El Heffe August 26, 2016, 8:38 am

    I’m all for it if they want to carry around penises. I’m not threatened by their dildos and I don’t give a crap about preferences towards traditional values and societal ideals of what is acceptable. People should be free to do what they want so long as they don’t create victims. I won’t protest or shame them for carrying cocks. I doubt I will receive the same treatment when I carry my firearm.

    Carrying dildos nor firearms creates victims, in and of itself, therefore it is not a crime. Crimes must have victims. Statist fiat and arbitrary edicts that create “crimes” out of victimless actions written on paper are fundamentally worthless and should be ignored and mocked en masse. The only question that should be asked when someone says X action is “criminal”…..put on your critical thinking cap….. ‘does it create a victim?’ And not your feelings were hurt, you need a safe space because you saw a cock/gun kind of victim… having your feelings hurt does not constitute victimhood.

    Theft….creates a victim… therefore crime.
    Carrying a gun/dildo…. creates no victim…. therefore no crime.
    Two men having sex….. creates no victim…… therefore no crime.
    A man ignoring religious law…..creates no victim…. therefore no crime.
    Rape…. creates a victim….therefore crime.
    Taking ones wealth/productivity against their will….creates a victim… therefore crime.

    Rather simple premise. Apply this concept universally. Live more free.

    Taxation is THEFT.

  • Allen Lawson August 26, 2016, 8:29 am

    I just wonder how many

    of those people running around with their dick in hand will grow up to be politicians someday . I bet Hillary is paying close attention to the dildo pictures .it’s unlikely she has had sex sense her daughter was conceived and look how that turned out .

  • Lou Fisher August 26, 2016, 8:24 am

    And this is what your parents in debt and all the student loans have gotten you – Common sense out the window!

  • Infidel7.62 August 26, 2016, 8:20 am

    Dildos carrying dildos, what more needs too be said.

  • Dr Motown August 26, 2016, 7:53 am

    This millennial brat thinks it’s “horrible” to exercise your constitutional rights around “little children,” but not “horrible” to wave sex toys in front of their faces. She doesn’t need “higher education” since she can’t even comprehend basic history or civics

  • Stedwards August 26, 2016, 7:30 am

    Keeping It Weird in Austin!
    Ridiculous, I’m sure their parents are proud…

  • segian August 26, 2016, 7:14 am

    I happened to be on the West Mall at U.T. Austin when this protest took place. What I heard was a lot of arguments based purely on emotion and no factual evidence that concealed handgun holders represent a danger to the U.T. Austin community. The shirts Armed with Reason should have said Armed with Emotion. I will say that there are quite a few very intelligent people at U.T. Austin, but for the most part it is a common sense wasteland. Little do these students know that they are more at risk of being victimized by the very professors that are spearheading this protest than they are to be victims of violence from a concealed handgun license holder. They are more likely to be killed by an illegal alien, there boyfriend or their girlfriend or a drunk driver. But one thing I have learned is facts do not matter to a liberal.

  • Bernardo August 26, 2016, 7:00 am

    No wonder the libs want free college

  • Globull August 26, 2016, 6:45 am

    Let them “open-carry cocks”. It will make it easier for active shooter terrorists to identify who can’t defend themselves! Hey Idiots – paint a bullseye on your penis-envy dildos! Just another example of good old Darwinism at work!

  • Jay August 26, 2016, 6:33 am

    Be afraid, be very afraid, these are the same people that vote and will be running this country not far down the road and as an example many of the same lot of so called educated already do! I feel like Hank Hill, “There better be a naked cheer leader under your bed!

  • roger August 26, 2016, 6:17 am

    What do you tell your very young kids when they ask what is a Dildo? What is it for DADDY?

  • gdog August 26, 2016, 5:19 am

    And these are the students that want free college. These idiots should not have been admitted in the first place and would be a very poor investment.

    • Rob Johnson August 26, 2016, 9:28 am

      This is one of the 1000 reasons why I passed up the opportunity for a full College scholarship; I just can’t bear to be around arrogant fools, whether student or faculty. No truly intelligent citizen can hold American Academia in high regard seeing this kind of stupefying idiocy. Back before the 50’s or even early 60’s, it was possible to get a really good education through our University system, not anymore, except maybe for the hard sciences, but even they’ve been politically reprogrammed. Sad, very sad. And terrifying, too, coming to the realization that these microcephalics are going to be released into society in the next few years, making big decisions………

  • Blackeagle August 26, 2016, 5:18 am

    I can understand how they feel things are unequal but chastising gun carriers instead of demanding the “penal” code be changed is totally unfounded. There is no reason to go after your fellow man instead of the powers that be.

  • The Captain August 26, 2016, 4:48 am

    Their units are the size of both their ignorance and arrogance. When these fools are “Darwined out of the gene pool” we won’t be missing much. A little “chlorine” appears to be in order.

    Mommy can wipe their bottoms when they get home.

  • Floyd August 26, 2016, 4:46 am

    The madness of mankind is what mankind demands. Especially from anyone who took an oath saying that they would defend this nation foreign and domestic. As long as there is an exception to the rule your systems is flawed In all my voting years two thing are realized that I’ve always voted the lesser of two evils, or against some one for the most part. Who ever is elected the same frivolous policies are passed on and continued. you favor one catagory or the other when it is not fair to anyone. Taxation and more taxation for the entertainment of the masses. Literally forgetting that the quality of our world is determined on how we want it to be. That being known look around you and recognize this is what you wanted all the time. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. We are not as real with ourselves as we would like to think.

  • Warchild August 26, 2016, 4:00 am

    These morons think for one minute that those that are armed will endanger them? Those reprobates wearing the plastic peckers are just identifying themselves to an active shooter which is a good thing. Why? Well while the shooter is giggling and blasting away at those idiots an armed individual will have no problem carefully aiming his legally carried pistol and easily taking the bad guy out!

  • Tyler August 26, 2016, 3:38 am

    These dildo packing morons need to just transfer or not apply to this school. There are plenty of idiotic liberal schools and professors that would take them. Then we will see the schools following the old principals encounter the same issues while gun packing schools will move on with peace and harmony plus a higher education from intelligent conservative teachers. If not, expect future generations to be taught by stupid, ignorant, dildo packers. If what’s going on in this country was compared to a movie, “Idiocracy” would be half way over.

  • Anthony August 26, 2016, 3:37 am

    Thats cool students should be able to be armed as well tho i must say id much rather play with a cock over a glock

  • Tom Horn August 25, 2016, 8:10 am

    I hope these idiots never have to find out why you need a Glock, not a dildo. Got to admit, I got a snicker out of artificial penises being outlawed by the penal code, but I felt a bit like Beavis and Butthead for finding the immature humor in it.

  • DRAINO August 25, 2016, 7:38 am

    ROFL!!! Holy CRAP!! The epitome of idiocy, these people are. I don’t believe that OPEN CARRY is legal on campus…..that being the case, they should not be able to carry their “chosen totems” openly either. Fair is fair.
    I can’t believe these morons actually consider themselves educated. Bill Engvall needs to give each of these people a “stupid” sign….which should definitely be carried openly, so that normal peoples can avoid these idiots.

  • JAQUE BAUER August 25, 2016, 7:14 am

    The founder of this obscene gang is clearly sick, but what it really reveals is the amount of people in college that should have never been admitted in the first place. The groups followers are idiots, probably on student loans and getting a degree in a field where there are no jobs. Imagine the quality of student that will be filling classrooms when the Communists bring free college to the masses. There was a time long ago when the 1st Amendment was respected, and thev right to free speech would have never brought out freaks like these, or rats that burn Old Glory, or parade down streets unclothed as they do today. Getting back to these freaks, clearly they are democrats, and unfit and undeserving for higher education. Even worse is the realization that these freaks are no doubt being facilitated by a Communist like George Soros or other Marxist foundation. What happened to Morals and decency in this country ? Its long gone. Television is filled with perversion and sickness, as is the music industry, hollywood film makers, and most of America. The reason for the decay in American minds is simple. LIBERALISM…..or more accurately stated..COMMUNISM. The US may have won the Cold War, but while we were sleeping the Marxists went underground and infiltrated the Arts, Media, Education, Politics, and created wealthy foundations with patriotic sounding names that facilitate the downfall of the US Republic. Obama and the Clintons are Marxists, and the DNC, or Democratic party is linked to the Communist Party. And Dildo wearing students are a result of Communist subversion operations, as is Black Lives Matter, the Occupy movement, the Gay power and homosexual marriage laws, open bathrooms, and childrens transvestites. Obama is behind all these perversions now advanced by the Supreme Court, which incidentally has 3 Marxists appointed for life.

    • Roger Taylor August 26, 2016, 9:04 am

      Amen to that, you hit the nail on the head!!

  • Christian August 25, 2016, 4:40 am

    Now, THIS is an intelligent movement, isn’t it? I wonder if they can defend themselves with their oversized dildos, when a bad guy with a gun goes in there, just like in Orlando. I mean, America suffered so many school shootings, thanks to students and teachers that were not allowed to carry guns and therefore became easy prey for school shooters. It started with Columbine, went over to Virginia Tech and Sandy Hook, until Roseburg last year, as well as many other school shootings I haven’t mentioned here. And what these stupid people do? When finally, some campus is making the right choice, these stupid people make a protest against it with dildos!

    Want more dead children and teachers like in Columbine, Sandy Hook and all the others? Then go protest with your stupid dildos, until your children get f*cked by a bad guy with a gun that enters the school, with the intention of killing everyone inside. I hope you protesting people will be happy when you stuff your dildos wherever you want, while at the same time your children are hiding under tables just waiting for their horrific death!

    By the way, why is it that the ugliest women tend to have the biggest holes, so that they need those brutal oversized dildos to stuff themselves properly? Just watch the last picture with that woman in the white shirt and that black dildo in her hands. The lower the IQ the bigger the dildo I presume.

    Sorry for all ugly words I’ve used this time but seeing so much stupidity at just one spot makes me aggressive!

  • Will Drider August 24, 2016, 10:50 pm

    I find it odd just how far (length & circumference) the anti gun idiots will go to get attention. We have heard their gun and phallic power accusations for years. Now they have embraced half of it for themselves. Though some of their chosen totems are substantial, I don’t think they will provide much help in a defensive situation. Like they say “Different strokes for different folks”

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