(Editor’s note: Let me start out by saying that this article is a tongue-in-cheek piece. It’s not meant to be taken all that serious, so if you don’t have a sense of humor or if you’re a snob about journalistic integrity, then you may want to sit this one out. What we have here is not the real anything on Hillary’s hatred toward firearms, but rather some accusations made from one of Bill’s alleged mistresses. So, we’re extrapolating — in a goofy sorta way — why Hillary hates guns. For the record, we don’t really know.)
Sally Miller, a former beauty queen and radio host, told the Daily Mail Online this week that Hillary Clinton is out to get her, not because she slept with her husband, the 42nd President of the U.S., Bill when he was the governor of Arkansas but because Hillary fears what Miller may know about the Democratic presidential frontrunner.
“She doesn’t care what I say about Bill, that’s old news,” Miller told Daily Mail. “But I think she wonders what Bill told me. I think she wonders how much I know about her that came from Bill.”
“With the election coming up she can’t afford any sort of loose end,” she continued. “She’s the closest thing you can imagine to Al Capone. I don’t think she is going to rest until she puts me to rest.”
LOL! She’s the closest thing to Al Capone! That’s hilarious! Miller, however, really believes that Clinton is coming for her, and believes she has been for some time. Miller alleges that she’s received calls from government operatives threatening to break her “pretty little legs” if she didn’t do what they asked. Now, she’s getting regular calls at home from anonymous numbers.
“I’m sure I have Facebook friends that are spies and I’m sure the word got out to Hillary,” she said. “I began to get unknown calls on my cell phone – three or four a week – but now it’s almost every day.”
“It’s the same pattern they used in 1992, ’93 and ’94,” Miller continued. “I’ve watched cars following me down to the park. They are typically trucks or SUVs – all the windows are completely black.”
Miller believes that Clinton has a deep abiding hatred for her and that because of Hillary’s capacity to hate another woman with such ferocity she wouldn’t make a good president.
“There is a vengeful, spiteful ugliness that some women have for other women,” said Miller. “And there is a certain type of women who just has it in her genes to be nasty.”
‘Hillary is just one of those women,” explained Miller. “And she’s championing women’s causes? She will be the ruination of America if she becomes President.”
It’s hard to disagree with that assessment (IMO). Hillary would be a travesty, not just for the country, but for the Second Amendment as well. It’s clear she has a hatred for the right to keep and bear arms. And now, here is where we get to the punchline of the article. Why does Hillary hate guns so much? Well, it could be because Ms. Miller is an armed citizen, who sleeps with a loaded, semiautomatic handgun next to her bed each night.
”I think the Clintons are capable of anything. Do I live in fear, no – because I’m armed too, I’m prepared. You have to be when you think perhaps your life is being threatened.”
LOL! I’m sure Ms. Miller is not the only former Clinton mistress to sleep with a gun beside her bed. If these women weren’t capable of defending themselves, there is no telling what Hillary might do! Hence, Hillary’s hatred for guns. She can’t exact her revenge against armed citizens.
In any event, you can check out this tabloid-type article in its entirety at the Daily Mail. It’s filled with all sorts of juicy, salacious details about Clinton and his sexual relationship with Ms Miller. Oh, and speaking of juicy details, it appears Hillary is a “lesbian” (not that there is anything wrong with that), according to Ms. Miller.
“Let’s just get down to the facts,” said Miller. ‘Firstly, Bill didn’t mind telling me that Hillary doesn’t like sex. I take him at his word and he told me she liked females more than men…”
“While we were intimately involved he would say things like ‘gosh you need to come over and teach Hillary a few things,’” she later added.