Top 5 Hottest Pro-Gun Women

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While we’re not typically pig-headed objectifiers of woman, in the wake of a recent “Hot Hunter” contest (see video above) conducted by youtube star and avid outdoors-woman Kendall Jones the time has come for us to wear that hat, albeit reluctantly.

Avid hunters Taylor Altom and Kendall Jones. (Photo: Facebook)

Avid hunters Taylor Altom and Kendall Jones. (Photo: Facebook)

See, we’re feminists. To quote Gloria Steinem, “A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men.” So, if they’re judging us based on our beauty and ranking us accordingly, well, it’s only fair that we return the favor. Right? Cause we’re all equal and part of embracing the full humanity of women is to, on occasion, pay particular attention to their aesthetic appeal. Right?

We don’t know, we may be misusing that quote but whatever, this is an opportunity to be openly crass, critical and perhaps a bit creepy so we just going to run with it come what may. Yes, we openly acknowledge that it’s creepy to publish a list of the top 5 pro-gun hotties. But if you have a problem, blame Kendall! She’s the one who started it. Actually don’t blame her, she deals with enough B.S. already from all those animal rights activists and that one really, really, really creepy left-wing politician that wanted to post photos of her naked online.

Alright, below is our list of the top five most attractive pro-gun gals in no particular order. We may be overlooking some, so please chime in with any you think we missed and perhaps we’ll revisit this topic again in the future.

Emily Miller: Blondish hair: check. Physically fit: check. Gun owner: check. What else is there to say, really?

Actually a lot. The intrepid investigative reporter and author is more than eye candy, she’s a well-read, well-spoken second amendment advocate that would give even the most ardent gun-rights activist a run for his money. Her book, “Emily Gets Her Gun… But Obama Wants Yours,” brought much-needed attention to the bureaucratic mess that is the Washington, D.C. handgun licensing system. Now that change is on the horizon in the nation’s capital, it’s fair to say that we owe at the very least a tip of the cap to Ms. Miller.

Dana Loesch, author of "Hands off My Gun."

Dana Loesch, author of “Hands off My Gun.”

Dana Loesch: Her doll-like features give one the impression that she would be mild-mannered and meek in person. But the reality is she’s a firecracker– in the best possible sense of the term. As a conservative radio host, Tea Party representative, gun rights advocate and mother of two homeschooled children this feisty brunette is not shy about voicing her opinion.

Consider some of her very entertaining quotes on the Second Amendment from her recently published book, “Hands Off My Gun: Defeating the Plot to Disarm America.”

“Maybe if abortions were done with so-called ‘assault weapons,’ progressives would finally be OK with firearms.”

“The first greatest lie ever told is that the devil doesn’t exist. The second greatest lie is any Democrat saying that they’re for the Second Amendment.”

“In essence, Michael Moore is OK with the nation’s school children having less protection than he has himself.”

Journalist Katie Pavlich (Photo: Daily Caller)

Journalist Katie Pavlich (Photo: Daily Caller)

3. Katie Pavlich: When we look at this precocious 26-year-old we think of the girl next door, that is the cute, kind unassuming girl that you thought you had a chance with back in high school but were always afraid to ask out, and now you regret you never did with every fiber of your being.

But Pavlich isn’t your average girl next door, she’s an insanely accomplished journalist and author. She serves as a news editor for Townhall.com, a contributing editor for Townhall Magazine and a Fox News Channel personality. Not only that, she’s written not one, but two books: “Fast and Furious: Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal and Its Shameless Cover-Up” and “Assault & Flattery: The Truth About the Left and Their War on Women.”

Here’s a quote from her book on the ATF’s fatally-flawed gun-running program Operation Fast and Furious:

“Operation Fast and Furious wasn’t a ‘botched’ program. It was a calculated and lethal decision to purposely place thousands of guns into the hands of ruthless criminals. The guns weren’t accidentally misplaced or lost. They didn’t just somehow “fall into the wrong hands” by mistake. The operation was a coordinated and planned effort not to track guns but to arm thugs south of the border for political gain.”

Amy Robbins next to Mr. Colion Noir (Photo: NRA)

Amy Robbins next to Mr. Colion Noir (Photo: NRA)

Amy Robbins: Guys are still talking about the first episode of the National Rifle Association’s web series NOIR because while many tuned in to watch the star of the show, urban gun enthusiast Mr. Colion Noir, they walked away duly impressed with cohost Amy Robbins.

The self-described “TV host, writer, producer, running enthusiast, frugal- shopping extraordinaire, loud -talkin’ proud Texan, 2A Loving Woman,” was wearing a mini-skirt that in that episode that was so fine it would make a blind man see. To put it another way and to quote rock n roll legends ZZ Top: “She’s got legs, she knows how to use them” (yeah, those are rather lame and trite compliments, but you get the point).

But like the other women on the list, Amy is more than just a pretty face (and a great pair of legs). She’s smart, witty, funny and a great spokeswoman for Second Amendment rights. We look forward to seeing how she evolves in her role on NOIR.

Taylor and Kendall: How can we choose between Taylor and Kendall? Answer: We can’t. They come as a pair and represent the best of both worlds by which I mean the eternal and binary debate over “blondes or brunettes.” Besides, why choose one when you can have both? Right? Of course, that means double the trouble but that’s a small price to pay to add both to the list.

Kendall’s got the blonde-blonde hair, the million-dollar smile and an optimism about her that would make Richard Simmons jealous. Meanwhile, Taylor has the long brown hair, the light eyes and a face that would launch a thousand ships. And together they represent the future of gun rights. They are the next generation of gun owners and quite frankly we can’t think of a better duo to spread the gospel of guns to millennials.

Currently, you can watch Taylor and Kendall’s web series “Game On,” which is posted on youtube. Here is their first episode:

Conclusion

So, yes, we while we are emphasizing the attractiveness of these women we hope that we also did a fair job showcasing their accomplishments and discussing their potential to expand gun rights around the country. Despite the sarcasm in the introduction, that was our true intent because no one should be judged solely based on sex appeal. Sure, it happens all the time, guys judge girls solely based on looks and vice versa, but to circle back to that Steinem quote, we at GunsAmerica believe in acknowledging the full equality and humanity of women: their beauty, their character and the reality that without them we’d be nothing.

Lastly, the women in the video below did not make our list. However, we believe they deserve an honorable mention:

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  • Rattlerjake January 12, 2015, 11:55 pm

    Forgot Jan Morgan. She is not only pro-gun and second amendment, but she BANNED ALL MUSLIMES from her gun range and business. Beauty and “balls”! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=417_1411955242

  • James January 12, 2015, 6:31 pm

    Eva Shockey, daughter of the famous Canadian Jim. Also, where is Tiffiny?

  • Pats Wright January 12, 2015, 12:46 pm

    Don’t forget the world of 3 Gun shooting sport! There is an amazing array of beautiful, accomplished lady shooters standing up for 2A rights…these women are athletes who participate in a very challenging, man-dominated sport. Take a look at Janna Reeves, who has over 365,000 followers on Facebook!

  • Larry Simpkins January 12, 2015, 11:40 am

    Where is the beautiful and down to earth Jesse Duff?

  • Voice of Reality January 12, 2015, 10:41 am

    Amazing- We are finally recognizing women have a voice AND a opinion!!!

    Also noted you don’t have to be a hottie and it still looks a bit sexist…but I am a pig and enjoy them anyway.

  • Bill Box January 12, 2015, 9:15 am

    They are all very special lady’s in their own right.I would like to add one more how about Shemane Nugent not as young as some of these beautiful ladies but worth a mention I think.

  • JCB January 12, 2015, 9:03 am

    How about Eva Shockey?

    • Russ January 12, 2015, 12:41 pm

      I want to congratulate, in advance, the unbelievably lucky SOB who she decides to marry.
      What a dream wife she will be, with stellar in laws.
      Ya JCB, S.H. BLANNELBERRY makes plenty of mistakes, and often.
      Like making lists “Top 5’s” when they should be 10’s or 20’s to actually be fairly accurate.
      He likes stirring the pot, it’s his job.
      Eva, Jesse, and Sarah being left out is just plain ludicrous.
      Get your eyes checked, LOL.

  • dave January 12, 2015, 8:57 am

    Always remember evryone is entitled to thier own opinion and a list of hot (I don’t really like that term) or beautiful women,it takes more than just beauty to make someone beautiful or hot in my opinion!If I had a list it would be hard to have just 5 but my no.1 would be Melissa Bachman and she has taken more abuse(especially from anti hunters) than anyone i’ve ever seen,they have a stop Melissa Bachman face book page they hate her so bad. Cindy Garrison( hunter),Kirsten Joy Weiss competion shooter and trick shot shooter) ,Jana Waller(hunter) , Becky Lou Lacock(does alot to get women into hunting and shooting),but any list could include Sarha Palin,Michele Bachman Larysa Switlyk(hunter) Lori Morgan(country singer & hunter),,Tifini Lackowski (hunter) and the list could go on and on depending on how you think and see people.I’m just glad so many women are now pro gun-pro hunting!

  • Ken Cammenga January 12, 2015, 8:31 am

    Emily did a great job defending gun rights. She could have even done better when Joe says or implies that ‘assault rifles’ use a larger caliber. He didn’t know what he was talking about and she could have compared a .223 cartridge to a 30-06 in terms of ft/lbs of energy and via facts shut him down. The anti-gun crowd is very ignorant of the facts.

  • Ram6 January 12, 2015, 7:43 am

    Why is that our women are clean, attractive, individually articulate and pleasant, and the left’s women all look like they never met a bar of soap or a bottle of shampoo they liked, are only able to regurgitate talking points and are just plain mean? Just look at some of the comparisons: Sarah Palin vs. Hillary Clinton, Michelle Bachman vs Nancy Pelosi, Katy Pavlich vs. Rosie O’Donnel….the list is endless.

  • ed anderson January 12, 2015, 7:36 am

    you forgot Mellisa Bachman, Julie Kreuter, Larysa Switlik, and last but definitely not least, Nicole Jones (forget her husbands name)

  • indagila January 12, 2015, 7:22 am

    Amazing how beautiful conservative, thinking women are in comparison to the bevy of barnyard babes that the leftists put up. Not only are our gals beautiful and accomplished, you can tell that they do more than just stand close to a bar of soap on occasion. Makes me proud to be the dad of one such!

    • Russ January 12, 2015, 12:19 pm

      I’ve noticed that too indagila.
      My wife and I play a game, when we see two women debating politics, we try to guess the Democrat.
      It’s so easy, and we have never disagreed or were wrong when we pick the ugly scowling bitch look, as the Democrat.
      It’s pretty funny and make us laugh a lot. (try it sometime)
      We usually comment something like; “Well, another one paying the piper with her looks”
      You get what you give, I guess.
      And the Devil wants his due.

  • JiminGA January 12, 2015, 6:25 am

    Glaring error leaving out Jesse Duff.

  • Slim January 7, 2015, 6:28 pm

    Sarah Palin HOT. Sorry Todd.

    • FreedomStorm January 12, 2015, 10:40 am

      Amen, Slim. I’m sure that Todd, a REAL man, has seen and heard this daily. I’d love to meet Sarah, but more so I’d love to meet Todd.

      • mtman2 January 13, 2015, 12:29 pm

        Yup, he’s her Right hand man; and he’s glad of it. Steady, calm, capable, solid and strong ~!

  • Gregory Newman January 7, 2015, 11:28 am

    You all forgot Julie Golob

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