Dress Up Your Magazines with these Hilarious Mag Wraps

Authors Clay Martin Columns
Dress Up Your Magazines with these Hilarious Mag Wraps

Gun bunny. A mag’s best friend.

This week, on you can’t be serious…

Normally, I bring you some kind of magical product that you can’t possibly live without. This week, not so much. Need? No. Desire? Now that is an entirely different set of questions.

My searching of all things gun this week has led me down the path to mag wraps. What, exactly, is a mag wrap? It is an overgrown sticker that you put on your magazine. Why on God’s Green Earth would you want that? My answer, why not? Why wouldn’t you want to dress up your magazine?

All joking aside, there are a few legitimate reasons to apply a mag wrap:

  1. Need your gun so camo that every inch counts? Problem solved. You can buy camouflage mag wraps, including Kryptec patterns.
  2. Worried about losing your magazine?  Pick a unique or stylized pattern and you’ll never have to worry about it getting lost in the field again.
  3. Do you attend a lot of training classes or train with a stable of other goons? Perfect, a mag wrap will make it very easy to identify your stuff. Not a lot of Gadsden Flag PMAGs floating around on this earth — at least not yet.  That may change after this story breaks.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking.  All of those issues can also be solved with a liberal coat of paint from a rattle can.  But, I ask, where’s the fun in that?

See, I like mag wraps because they are good fun and they allow me to decorate my gun like I decorate my shoes.  There are tons of patterns to choose from, everything from flames to Nintendo controllers to gun bunnies and all at a price point starting around $4. Given that, again, I ask why not?  Why wouldn’t you wrap up your mag?

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Magazine decoration not your thing? No worries. Plenty of other fun stuff at LoadOutLounge.com to help you personalize your man cave. How about a full-sized refrigerator sticker set made of high-quality vinyl? If God forbid you don’t have a beer fridge in the garage, there is also an option for gun safes. If there is anything more legit than having your gun safe covered in tiger stripes, please don’t tell me. My heart can only take so much.

Dress Up Your Magazines with these Hilarious Mag Wraps

Who’s on your gun safe?

Last thing, sure to get everyone motivated. LoadoutLounge.com is the only place to get 110 percent, full blood, often imitated but never duplicated, Off The Reservation apparel.

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  • James R. Payne II August 28, 2020, 12:25 pm

    Linky no worky for loadout lounge

    • S.H. Blannelberry September 2, 2020, 8:45 am

      Looks like the website’s down. Maybe they went outta business.

  • Pseudo August 5, 2017, 10:47 am

    Why was it that for so many years firearms maintained a look of a weapon and folks could typicallly se a firearm and identify as such? Toy manufactures somewhat copied the firearm look for many and now if one can even find a toy gun which even resembles a gun it does not look at all like a gun, but just like a toy? But, now many folks who actually own real firearms want to make them look like toys?

    So a kid happens upon a purple, pink, green etc colored weapon with numerous gizmos attached, lasers, taclights mag covers etc and thinks it is a toy.

    • OFBG August 23, 2017, 11:13 pm

      Although your comment was not as clear as I am sure you meant it to be, I think I agree with you. Real guns should not resemble toys. Unfortunately, that ship has sailed. Unfortunately, even toy guns that are clearly not real are an issue.
      In the last year we have seen children “brandishing” what were quite obviously not “real” firearms have been arrested, shot, even killed by police.
      Is the problem toy guns that look real, or paranoia among our police?

  • OFBG August 4, 2017, 5:45 pm

    You used OBAN, a fine single-malt Scotch to clean your mag???
    If I can find you I may have to kill you. (LOL)

  • Just1Spark August 4, 2017, 5:17 pm

    Do you have ‘pin up dudes’ for people who want to wrap their Glocks?

  • Russ H. August 4, 2017, 5:04 pm

    Love it! Great idea! What will that run for 120 mags?

    • holeshot308 August 5, 2017, 9:25 am

      Only around 2400.00 plus s/h. I’ll stick to Krylon…

      • holeshot308 August 5, 2017, 9:27 am

        Oh sorry, they come 3 to a pack so they’ll only cost you around 800.00……

  • David Emery August 4, 2017, 1:52 pm

    Seal Ranger Black Ops Black that’s actually pink. Why would you need any other?

  • Larry August 4, 2017, 12:42 pm

    WHY?

    • BR549 August 4, 2017, 1:13 pm

      I guess some people just have too much free time on their hands.

  • merlin August 4, 2017, 9:39 am

    “Stupid,” is the word I’d use.

    • Ricky Price August 4, 2017, 11:04 am

      I will have to agree with you. STUPID.

      • holeshot308 August 5, 2017, 9:29 am

        DITTO on the stupid factor…

  • Alan August 4, 2017, 9:12 am

    Me likey!!! And I’m not normally impressed with that stuff.
    But lately, I’ve become more brazen with the momma boys fence sitters and lefties, so………..

  • Rick August 4, 2017, 8:12 am

    Kinda cool. I’m not sure that “hilarious” is the word that I would have chosen.

    $10 for a cover for a $10 magazine seems a bit much. ($3.33 for the non-babes.)

    I won’t be standing in anyone’s way. (Besides, I have an AUG.)

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